As a fairly boring, super-shy girl of above average intelligence and build, I am often pushed to the background. I live a quiet life full of office mail Mondays and internet Saturdays. I hold my true feelings in 78% of the time.
...and none of that is changing here. This is just so I can follow other more interesting people.
*shoos you away*
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(Source: theyuniversity)
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The Frenemy.: Things I Would Like In Five Years
- a week of good hair every month
- nail polish that never chips but removes easily
- a faucet that produces, when you want it to, Snapple
- a tub of hummus the size of my body
- gay marriage legal, celebrity marriage a state by state kind of thing
- the ability to make my favorite television characters…
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Have all but one. *high-5bump*
(Source: pleatedjeans)
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I couldn’t resist the magic of photoshop. I regret nothing.
LOL WHAT.
smashing
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(Source: fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin)
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(Source: fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin)
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The Frenemy.: Things That Disturb Me About Myself
- Sometimes I drink a beer with a straw to be a lady.
- Whenever I am left alone watching TV I will start to pick at my face, just to create new problems on my face when there is none.
- I talk out loud to myself, but maybe I am beginning to have conversations with inanimate objects as well ‘Oh,…
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